In or Out: Chloe Sevigny

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Yea or Nay: Bra Exposure

Chin up, tits out, ladies!

Chloë Sevigny and Zoe Saldana attend the Prada book launch cocktail held at Prada on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California in Miu Miu Fall 2009. Apparently, it was hot that day:

Chloë Sevigny

Miu Miu Fall 2009 Collection
Model: Anna Jagodzinska

Zoe Saldana

Miu Miu Fall 2009 Collection
Model: Hanna Rundlof

Before we say anything else, we have to say that the skirt Sevigny's wearing is absolutely gorgeous. Unfortunately, Saldana's skirt was designed to look good long enough to make it down a runway and back. In real life, it looks like she slept in it.

As for boobapalooza...we can't yawn hard enough. Maybe if we were the type of guys who got excited over boobs we'd have a stronger opinion, but this look has been tried countless times since Madonna first unveiled hers a quarter century ago and it never really caught on past the short-lived trend stage. To be honest, we think it looks a little silly. The equivalent of a woman coming out of the ladies room with her skirt accidentally stuffed into her panty hose.

We're more concerned about the fact that they both replicated the runway looks so slavishly. Think for yourselves, ladies. Or more accurately, let your stylists promote an image that makes it look like you think for yourselves.

For what it's worth, here's the rest of the titastic Miu Miu fall '09 collection. We think the clothes are gorgeous, but we're bored by the boobs. Then again, we always were.





[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]


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2009 Emmy Awards P1

Let's rip on some celebrities! Remember, they're all too thin and too rich so they deserve it.

Blake Lively in Versace Fall 2009
Model: Vlada Roslyakova

Yawn. Some interest around the armhole there but we never understand why starlets insist on wearing a dress that matches the carpet. She looks like a floating head.



Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010
Model: Karolin Wolter


Wow. She looks surprisingly good here. It's a plainly pretty dress that fits her perfectly. A shame she didn't have time to do anything about her hair and makeup. Apparently she learned about the Emmys at the last minute.



Christina Hendrick in L'Wren Scott


Go Joannie!

Fits great; color's great. It's maybe a little shiny but we'll give that a pass. No jewelry around the neck. Wise choice. When you're that racktacular, you just don't need it.



Debra Messing in Michael Kors


Yow. What's SHE so pissed about?



Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier


It's a cute, sweetly romantic dress in a pretty, but slightly washed out color. We like it on her and we like the hair, but that lip color is all wrong.



Elizabeth Moss in Reem Acra Fall 2009
Model: Mariana I.


This is the kind of dress one can wear if one is a near-6-feet tall size 2 who gets lowered into events on cranes and never has to do anything but stand and pose. Mere mortals who have to get there in a limo and move around should probably avoid it.



Heidi Klum in Marchesa


She is holding that dress up with superior German willpower.



Katrina Bowden in Christian Siriano


Cute. Needed to be jazzed up with the hair and jewelry more.



Leighton Meester in Bottega Veneta Fall 2009
Model: Toni Garrn


This makes her look old.



Mila Kunis in Monique Lhuillier Fall 2009
Model: Dasha Malygina


We kind of love this. It's youthful and it's got a slight edge.



Sandra Oh in Marchesa Resort 2010
Model: Iekeliene Stange


Yawn.



Toni Collette in Monique Lhouillier Resort 2010
Model: Rachel Clark


It's fun, but the bodice looks all kinds of wonky on her. And from the neck up she looks like she's doing her grocery shopping.



Victoria Rowell


Okay that shit is just crazy.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage/Style.com]


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