In or Out: Jessica Biel

Yes! The A Team is STILL opening somewhere in the world!

Click here for full post.

In or Out: Jessica Biel

Darlings, there's been far too much heady analysis and critical thinking going on here lately. Let's be judgmental for a little while.

Click here for full post.

2010 CFDA Awards

It's fashion's prom night, kittens!

Click for full post.

2010 MTV Movie Awards

Dresses to rip, minions! Grab your coffee and meet us on the red carpet. Bitchery is GO!

Click for full post.

"Valentine's Day" LA Premiere

Wow! These gals really got dressed up! Let's judge them!

Anne Hathaway in Marchesa

It is a gorgeous dress and the colors look amazing on her, but she needed an extra 2 inches on the hem.

Garcelle Beauvais in Versace fall 2008

We don't exactly love the dress, but she's rocking the hell out of it, moreso than the model shot. Love the shoes, love the hair.

Demi Moore in Chanel Spring 2009 Couture

Yes, we know. She paid good money for that face and body, but we can't deny she looks fantastic. She favors white often because she's smart and she knows it photographs well against her skin.

Emma Roberts in Jenny Packham Spring 2010

Adorable. The quintessential ingenue dress. Hair's cute too.

Jennifer Garner in Valentino Pre-Fall 2010

We don't love it. It's kind of severe for her and we have to repeat something Georgina Chapman said on the last episode of Project Runway: your eye doesn't know where to go.

Jessica Alba in Proenza Schouler Spring 2010

These might be the best red carpet pictures we've ever seen of her. Those colors look amazing on her and we kind of love the hair. The shoes are way too DTM, though.

Jessica Biel in Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2010

The prom queen after the car accident. If you stand in front of a mirror in a darkened room and repeat "I do believe in Jessica Biel" three times, she'll come and steal your soul. So don't do it!

Julia Roberts in Christian Dior Resort 2010

It's an okay dress, but it's a little matronly. And when you're starring in a romantic comedy with a bunch of actresses 10 to 15 years younger than you, that's a really bad idea.

Shirley, on the other hand, will never do wrong in our eyes. Luv huh.

[Photos: WireImage/Style.com/NYMag.com]


Post a Comment

Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel in Marie Claire

Bitches got a movie to sell.

Marie Claire dabbles in fiction:

"Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel bonded while filming Valentine's Day and have been friends ever since. On a rare girls' night out, the stars dish about the difficulties of (usually) being the only woman on set, the pros and cons of having a famous significant other, and whether or not either of them really "has it all."

Look, Marie Claire, they've got a movie to sell and you've got some dresses to move, so we really don't have to go along with the "two new best friends on a 'rare' girls' night out" plotline. You know why it's rare? Because they're not friends! It's okay. Just show us the dresses and we'll continue believing the far more entertaining soap opera in our head where all movie stars are vicious, grasping schemers who would sell their children for a cover or a nomination. It's more fun that way.

Isaac Mizrahi Spring 2010 Collection /Marchesa Spring 2010 Collection
Models: R'el Dade/Bregje Heinen

Marchesa Spring 2010 Collection
Model Alisa Matviychuk

Victoria Beckham Spring 2010 Collection
Models: Zuzanna Krzatala/Danielle Hamm

The epitome of the movie star editorial. Lots of looking into the camera and showing every tooth. Still, the dresses are all cute, if a little basic. We have to hand it to Victoria Beckham. Her shit's all over the place lately. And it's cute shit, too.

[Photos: marieclaire.com/style.com]


Post a Comment