PR: Ripping the Collections: Mila - Part 2

Chapter 2: Things Fall Apart

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PR: Ripping the Collections: Mila - Part 1

Do not adjust your monitors, darlings. There's nothing wrong with the color display, it's just time for Mila's collection.

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Milaology

It's Colorforms fun!

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PR: On the Road Again

We think for Season 8, PR should have an animal mascot, don't you? They make everything cuter.

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PR: Prissy vs. Pissy

Darlings, throwpillows were rent in anger last night.

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PR: Mila

Last but not least. Although it's damn close.

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PR: Mila Goes for the Gold

It's Colorforms fun!

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PR: The Three Faces of Mila

Rainblow.

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PR: Team Paranoia

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go...

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PR: Crazy Chicks Race to the Bottom

Mmmm! Who doesn't love a piping hot bowl of HAIR on a cold winter's day?

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PR: The Bang Sisters

Sisters are doing it for themselves!

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Emilio & Mila: The Sourpuss Twins

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Boo Boo Kitty & Mila

Darlings, expect a lot of WTFs going forward.

Model: Kasey Ashcroft

WTF?

Help us out here, minions. Does ANYTHING about this entry make sense to you?

Like previous entries from Boo Boo, the dress starts off nice on the top. We like the frippery around the neck and we like the colors. We like the way the bodice is constructed and she did some nice work on the seaming.

But WTF is going on with that hem?

And WHY TF does the back of the dress look so much worse than the front? Did she think the model wasn't going to walk down the runway and turn around?

And finally, WTF was she even thinking with this concept? It's way too washed out, color-wise, for a cover and because of the shiny fabrics it looks, as the judges pointed out, a little too bridal.

We enjoy her for the entertainment value and she seems like a sweet girl, but she's been floundering every single week. We hate to say it, but it's time for Boo Boo Kitty to go.



"One thing that it's a little disturbing to me and disheartening to me is that after coming in second nobody was really happy for me. Nobody said congratulations. I don't know what's that about."

We're not even going to abbreviate this time: WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE FUCKETY-FUCK-FUCK?!?

That is the STUPIDEST fucking complaint we have ever heard from anyone on a reality competition EVER. We realize that these people are tired and stressed out and the production people are firing questions at them in order to get a juicy soundbite, but who the hell says something like this? Who expects hugs for making second place FROM THE VERY PEOPLE SHE'S COMPETING AGAINST? THIS ISN'T THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, LADY.

wE KNEW --sorry -- We knew when she had that second-episode meltdown over her model picking another designer that she was going to be a little nutty, but that just takes the cake. Get over yourself, honey.

Model: Brandise Danesewich

And you won't be getting any hugs or high-fives over this shitty dress, either.

Once again, we're completely befuddled as to the color choices here. When the editor in chief of a fashion magazine tells you what she wants from you in order to get your dress on the cover, PAY ATTENTION. Was Mila still pouting over the lack of HUGZ that she didn't hear the part about color?

And if you're going to be doing color-blocking (we're getting really bored with the color blocking, by the way) it better be damn perfect, especially when it's all so centrally located. Some of those seams look mighty poor to our eyes.

Plus, as Nina pointed out, the pattern basically serves as a roadmap to her funbox. "Here it is, boys! Or at least, here's the general vicinity!"

IF she had chosen more vibrant colors and IF she had executed it perfectly (and IF she hadn't pissed us off with her whining) we might have liked this dress, but to be honest, we kind of hate it.

She managed to put together a look that is both bland AND weird at the same time.

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Project Runway Season 7 Final Collections: Anthony, Emilio, Mila

Remember, darlings. We're not giving anything away here. At least half of these collections are decoys. Each designer showed 10 looks.

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Girl on the Bottom, Girl on the Top

It's All Live Girls, All The Time, here at T Lo Entertainment, International.

Remember how we said Anna's inside her head too much?

Remember how we're right all the time about everything?


Because honeys, that is not the dress of a person who's making more than occasional visits to reality.

A lot of people seem to think that Anna should have gone home over Jesus. We can't say we agree with that and you're gonna sit there and listen to us tell you why.

See, the most damning criticism of Anna's work here is also in a strange way, its saving grace.

Namely, that she didn't design for her client. That has got to be one of the least flattering garments we've ever seen on this show.

BUT.

It's not actually a bad garment, all things considered. Don't shoot us for saying this, but: picture this on a size 2.

Stop yelling at us! We're just saying what's true here. This would be an almost-cute dress if it had been designed for someone much smaller and younger. Granted, she could have edited out a half dozen of the design elements too.


But the point is, we think that's what saved her from going home before Jesus. The judges could see that at least this dress was designed, even if it was designed for the wrong person. Jesus' dress was just a bunch of tacky cliches.


Okay, so Mila said she wanted to go with the star element because it's in the Campbell's logo?

Um...where?


As for the dress, we don't get it. And when we say "it," we mean, "the judges' reaction to it."

Mila's won the role of Teacher's Pet because apparently, everything she does is fresh and exciting to those bitches.

It's not that dress is terrible. We do like the straps and the treatment at the neckline.

But those stars, kittens. Maybe we're just all dragged up, what with RuPaul's Drag Race back on the blog, but this just looks like a well-made drag queen costume. We can't imagine a real woman actually wearing something like this to a gala event, unless that woman is Wonder Woman, of course.

And frankly, the fit left something to be desired. Not just across the back, but also across the front.

We defended the judges loving her track suit of last week because it was bold and graphic and editorial. Well, she's still working with the bold and graphic, but like every design element, it's about how you use it. We just don't think this usage is particularly sophisticated.


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Congratulations!

Almost-drama!

The challenge? Well, it was another "make a pretty dress" challenge unfortunately. But NEW TWIST ADDED. This time, they have to make a pretty dress AND an ugly dress! Or something. It got confusing.

Yes! "Create a high end signature look" but ALSO, create a low end, piece of shit look! Never before in the history of Project Runway blahblahblah!

Honestly, the challenge didn't bother us. It was one of the weirdest twists they've ever sprung on the designers, but hey, anything that causes those little fame whores some stress is entertainment gold as far as we're concerned. We hope they set their work tables on fire next week.

And besides we got all this weirdly sociopathic "Is she gonna backstab me? I'm gonna backstab her" drama from Jonathan, which unfortunately amounted to nothing because why would you throw your team leader under the bus if it looks like the judges like the work?

Still. We've got our eye on you, missy. You were so ready to go straight to fucking over your team mate that we think we might love you a little.

And what made it so delicious is that she was completely unaware. Had he actually gone through with it, she would have been shocked.

But enough almost-drama.

Model: Lorena Angjeli

The outcry was long and loud in T Lounge last night over this win. We have to say, we probably wouldn't have given the win to this look, but we're okay with it, for the most part.

It's unique and boldy graphic and editorial and that goes a long way with those judges. Remember, we were all sick of the "I would totally wear that" judging of last season. Well, this is what you get when you have Nina on the judging panel: things that will look great photographed in a magazine.

Plus, they loved that she didn't do a dress and frankly, so did we. Any time someone executes a garment well on this show and that garment is not a dress deserves at least some props.

And it wasn't just executed well, it was executed flawlessly.

Two things we wish they hadn't done: the racing stripe on the pants, which made the whole thing look like a high end workout suit, and the sparkly black top, because a pop of mod color would have gone a long way here.

As for the bizarre, "make a shitty version of someone else's dress" part of the challenge...

Models: Kristina Sajko/Monique Darton

FAIL.

In fact, this would be the one reason to question their win, as far as we're concerned. The judges clearly didn't like this look, so how is it they won, when the other top team sent out two looks that the judges loved? Mysterious.

It's such a literal, unimaginative reinterpretation, right down to the sad little "feather."

It's a cute silhouette, but we loved hearing the judges bitch about it being a babydoll dress, since for a couple of seasons there, the PR runway was where babydoll dresses go to die.

That belt is sad.

We kind of wonder what was going on in Mila's living room last night when it was revealed that her team mate was ready to shiv her in the cafeteria. We suspect a lot of "Oh, you know I love you/I was tired/it was the editing/I didn't really mean it" texting was flying back and forth. But Jonathan, you better run, because Mila scares us a little.


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